Now Hiring: Automobile Technician (Because Our Cars Won’t Fix Themselves... Yet)

Who Are We? We are Gossett Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Fiat, a crew of geniuses, car whisperers, and snack machine raiders. Our shop smells like success, motor oil, and occasionally burnt popcorn. We fix cars, laugh a lot, and only cry when someone brings in a 2002 PT Cruiser held together with duct tape and good intentions. Who Are You? You are a wrench-wielding wizard who knows their way around an engine bay. You speak fluent Diagnostic Trouble Code (DTC) and believe that torque specs are more than just “a suggestion.” You're not afraid of a little grease, a little rust, or a customer who swears they “just heard a noise” (but won’t recreate it when you're around). You're the hero these misfiring engines deserve. What You'll Do: * Diagnose car issues without blaming everything on the alternator (unless it's actually the alternator) * Repair engines, brakes, transmissions, and remove the occasional varmint nest form under the hood * Perform routine maintenance that’s anything but routine * Educate customers gently when they call the check engine light "just a suggestion" * Occasionally remove mystery snacks from under the seats. Hazmat Suit not provided. Requirements: * 2+ years of auto tech experience or equivalent hours watching YouTube tutorials (okay, maybe not) * ASE Certification preferred, but we’ll take Jedi-level intuition too * Ability to lift heavy things and occasionally your service advisors spirits * Can listen to a car engine and say, “Yup, that ain’t right” like a pro * Must laugh at our boss’s bad jokes (non-negotiable) Perks of the Job: * Competitive pay that doesn’t make you cry

• 401K plan for the future that will make you glad you did

Health insurance, because accidents happen * Free coffee that’s 70% caffeine, 30% inspiration * Coworkers who’ll help you move a transmission and attend your BBQ * Zero tolerance for drama, unless it involves a customer’s 2000 RAM 1500 with 400k miles How to Apply: Send us your resume, a list of tools you swear by, and your best “why the car won’t start” story. Bonus points if your cover letter includes the phrase “it made a weird noise.” Join us. Wrench hard. Laugh harder. Leave every car better than you found it (except that one guy’s Fiat—you know the one).