ABA Paraprofessional Position (BT) -Westchester County, NY

ATTENTION CHAOS MAESTROS, GREMLIN WRANGLERS, & REWARD-CARD WIZARDS!

THE ABSOLUTE SUPREME LEAGUE OF ABA CASES HAS ARRIVED IN OSSINING!

NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / BEHAVIORAL GLADIATOR (BT/RBT)

Ossining, NY 10562 (Westchester County)

INSANE, MINDBLOWINGLY LARGE PAY | 25 Hours/Week | After-School Shift

Have you ever watched a 9-year-old child launch into a theatrical negotiation to avoid putting a single pencil away and thought, "Stellar performance, kid, anyway here is a token card"? If you possess that exact level of unflappable, beautifully chaotic energy, your golden throne is officially waiting. ‍♂️⚡

We are hunting for a rare, mythical specimen for a 1-on-1, in-home case with a 9-year-old verbal boy in Ossining. He has a brilliant mind, moderate functioning challenges, and brings some truly spectacularly severe behaviors to the table. If you love cracking behavioral matrix puzzles and have the supernatural ability to stay perfectly composed while a third-grader tests your limits like a reality TV villain, you are the chosen one.

WHY THIS CASE IS A WHOLE COSMIC MOOD:

• Ridicously Large Pay: Rates so outrageously high your bank account will think it’s experiencing a highly profitable technical glitch.
• The Elite "Morning Person Hater" Routine: Keep your mornings 100% free to sleep in, stare blankly at a wall, or live your life—sessions are strictly after-school hours for a rock-solid 25 hours a week .
• ️ Bilingual Superpowers Activated: Spanish speakers are highly wanted! Bring your bilingual magic to build an epic alliance with this family.
• Mad Scientist Vibes: Deliver hyper-focused, direct 1-on-1 therapy right in the home setting, collecting data like a secret agent on a mission. ️‍♂️

DO NOT WALK. DO NOT RUN. TELEPORT TO OUR DMs RIGHT THIS SECOND!

Dash straight into our messages TODAY with your Resume, Availability, and Hourly Pay Expectation. Reference the 25-Hour Ossining Mastermind Case . Let’s make things beautifully weird!

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